Aristotle’s White Christmas

Bob Wallace (Bing Crosby): 
Thank you Phil Davis, from the bottom of my heart. Now will you leave me alone?

Phil Davis (Danny Kaye):
No. Because you’re a miserable, lonely, unhappy man.

Bob Wallace:
I’m a very happy man.

Phil Davis:
You’re happy for the wrong reasons. That’s the same as being lonely and miserable, except worse.